Top Ten Darkest Secrets on Moonbase Alpha
10.	The Moonbase can manufacture everything it could possibly ever need---except toilet paper.
9.	Alan Carter likes to get drunk and go tipping over sleeping kangaroos
8.	Dr. Russell regularly breaks a nail---on her hair
7.	Kano backs up Computer on 5 1/4" disks
6.	Victor Bergman was inspired to go into science by the Professor on "Gilligan's Island"
5.	Commander Koenig wears 'lifts'
4.	Paul Morrow's middle name--'Chakotay'
3.	Tony went to MIT on a band scholarship
2.	Maya knew the Beta Creature was a robot because of its really long extension cord
1.	The 'Chicken Surprise' on Thursday nights is really soylent green