Top Ten Things Which They Never Show You On Moonbase Alpha

10.The clock on Victor's VCR is still blinking "12:00"
9.Alan Carter's 657 traffic tickets from back home in Australia
8.The Moonbase Disco
7.The really cool holographic recreation room that features simulations that regularly kill people
6.John Koenig's shrine to Elvis
5.Lunar-Disney
4.Paul Morrow occasionally knits while on duty
3.'Computer' is really a Timex-Sinclair ZX-81
2.Storage areas filled with over three billion florescent light tubes for all those glowing wall panels
1.Screen doors on the airlocks