The Merchandise Guide
Annual 1977

Here are the quotes:

Mind that asteroid! You're going too fast! Look out for this idiot on the monopad! Watch those gyros...	No - You tell him we've come in peace...
He says we're on double yellow lines!
Calling Mission Control! You're not going to believe this, but when we reached the Milky Way...	Ridiculous! Nothing could be as hideous as that!

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